1. Herman’s Hermits– Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees– How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash
4. Ringo Starr– I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack– The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye — Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer– You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations– Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba– Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando– Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy– I am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson– On the Throne Again
17. Leslie Gore– It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry if I Want To

from Mikey’s Funnies

via Ian’s Messy Desk